- If she takes the time to tell you she hates your Axe deoderant/bodywash/shower gel, she most certainly does - try some Old Spice, it reminds us of elegant gentlemen who like to get dirty : )
- We really don't care about your pornographic interests as long as you aren't indulging yourself without permission in front of us - seriously.
- Just because we dream about guys like Gerard or Sam or Hugh does not mean we don't think you're as sexy as them.
- When we bare our feelings, don't give us antidotes - act like a woman and give us comfort.
- You do one thing until the wedding - give us the money and get the hell out of our way.
- Yes, we do want you to love us like Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco.
- Neat nails, yes - manicures, no.
- We may not 'talk' all the time, but eventually we do, and word will get around.
- Learn our sizes and always keep the receipt.
- If we need to eat healthy and lose weight one moment, then want a box of star crunches the next, don't point it out. You will be the newest source of our newely deflated self esteem.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
ten things for guys to think about
So every once in a while, Esquire does a feature on 'Ten Things You Don't Know About Women', and I was going through and reading them and thought I would do one of my own. Then as I was writing them out, I seemed to realize that they weren't really things men probably didn't know as much as they were just comments or 'here's what you should do's. So here we go.
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